hump-happy

ok...LoveSquincher...here's photographic evidence of my belt you mangled while manhandling me on the trunk of your car. (yeah that sounds real good).
this overzealous display renews my mission to find you a proper suitee...or @ least someone who can give you some...release.
sheesh man, don't hurt her when you get her LOL



good news is...i've already replaced the belt...hahaha.

male perfection...

i wish these dudes singing all this stuff about putting folks to bed, and teaching folks how to throw it back etc etc looked the part. now Will Demps...that's a man, and he has my favorite combo...nothing beats the Asian eyes, really.

Hindu Jesus

Kunal Kapoor...my #2 man, who, with the marriage of Abhishek Bachchan, has become #1.

i say that in all honesty...no disrespect, the first time i saw him i was like "OMG" esp. the "G" part...i thought it was crazy how much he resembles depictions of the Saviour...then i felt kinda weird about lusting after him, but after a few months, i'm back for more

just ranting

commuting from Philly to Langhorne is somewhat draining...however, i get to hear my entire playlist from start to finish and a little repeat. um...i wouldn't want to do it permanently though. i am completely exhausted, and this is just orientation. one thing i noticed...a hell of a lot of afriCANS work there...i guess as aides. but sheesh, i've never been "outnumbered" more africans than african-americans...it was a new experience. oh, and it made me ponder whether i like them...cultural differences abound and make me feel like "ugh, i could never" then again, there was an african-american guy in the class that peeved the shit out of me, so much so, i thought maybe he has touret's maybe that's why he can't shut the fuck up. uh, well, a week of this and i'm done. i sat next to the purtiest girl in the class...what can i say, she looked "safe" and she happens to live in g-town and she's got a psych degree...funny how you can smell your own. a few more days of b.s. and i get to meet the clients...can't wait.

Kanye: MTV exploited Britney for ratings

as much as he may annoy me, this is absolutely true...100%


NEW YORK - Kanye West blames MTV for Britney Spears' less than stellar performance at the Video Music Awards.


"Man, they were just trying to get ratings, and they knew she wasn't ready and they exploited her," the 29-year-old rapper said Tuesday on Sirius Satellite Radio's "The Morning Mash Up."

The network made a "bad move" by having the troubled pop star open Sunday's event in Las Vegas, said West, who feels he should have kicked off the show with "Stronger," the first single from his new album, "Graduation."

"They exploited her, they played me and I really don't mess with MTV," he said.

Spears, 25, looked unprepared while performing her new song, "Gimme More," to a bewildered audience of her music industry peers. She seemed nervous and, at times, stopped singing altogether.

West said he wanted to perform "Stronger" on the show's main stage — where R&B hotshot Chris Brown wowed the crowd with Michael Jackson-esque dance moves — but complied when he was asked to host a suite party.

West said it was a blow to the ego when Justin Timberlake, who also hosted a suite party, ended up "on the big stage" to give the closing performance with Timbaland and Nelly Furtado.

"Those are the big things, and you know what I do man, I really made the song `Stronger,' you know, for stadiums," he said.

MTV spokesman David French didn't immediately return a phone call from The Associated Press seeking comment.

West — who threw a tantrum backstage after losing all five categories for which he was nominated — said he has bonded with 50 Cent over what they view as disrespectful behavior from MTV.

"So why do you have me do `Stronger' in a suite, but you end the show with Justin?" he said. "I looked at 50 like, yo, we need to help each other as much as possible."

50 Cent has said he'd stop making solo records if West's new album outsells his "Curtis" CD in their first week out. Both albums were released Tuesday.

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la'boring day

technically it's tomorrow...but it's already seeming like it's going to be pretty boring. saw 'halloween' which had its moments but was not quite as scary as i'd hoped for. spent time with my boys...lovesquincher and jove...and momentously, jove has finally seen the interior of my messy apartment. hurray! progress.
other than that, i opted not to show up for a penciled-in booty call with a former coworker. decided to make it more challenging so as not to instantly get bored...besides, i have nothing better to do right now. i haven't figured out how people just pop up and contact you, but it just seems to happen.
we'll see, i may give in to my carnal instincts sooner rather than later, or i may just decide to chalk-it-up.

nico's housewarming was fun, and i played some wii (badly)...however, i came to the full realization that i am a fat ass and i really need to focus my energy on getting slim.