weekend review part 2 *** Its a bit long

I'm also tired and i wish i stayed home today. some mornings i feel so drained like i never went to sleep. well weekend was interesting. hung out with two of friends from church. came to the realization that they are crazy, a bit trife, and very delusional. lol. one of my friends is about 6'1 she has to weigh about 400lbs. we had to meet up at her house to go to the movies to see Transformers. Which I must say is like super awesome. I actually saw it twice. Anywho, I get to her house and she walks outside with pom-pom shorts (very short-shorts), a tank top, flip flops, and her hair is nappy and comb back with no a lick of curls in it. If you could of seen my face it was priceless. I was like who and hell left the gate open and what made her think she could rock this outfit. Oh I left out that the tank top looked as if she had some KFC or Popeye's and wiped the chicken grease on her chest plate. Now at this point I don't want to be seen with her because as a fellow big girl its never cool to be seen with sistern who look busted. And she looked busted.

Since there was no need to take two cars we decided to take her car. We parked my car on her little block which even the most skilled driver would have difficulty parallel parking. Of course I told her to park J.R. for me since my nerves get a bit frazzled when I have to park. Well, have any of you saw Norbit and remember how Rasputia would make the horn blare every time she would enter the car by inhaling and exhaling. Well let's just say that's what happened when she entered my car. It took a lot out of me not to fall out laughing because I all I could think about was this movie. When she gets out my car she said that my car is too small. Now if I were driving a mini cooper I would except that statement but I would never classify a Camry as a small car.

Now we're off to the movies and I neglected to tell you her car is full of half eaten food, candy, and half empty bottles of carbonated beverages. Since I was still congested I didn't have the pleasure of smelling her car for I know it had to stink in there. Praise the Lord for a head cold. LOL. We get to the movies and we pick out our seats. Oh forget to tell you guys the other young lady with us was her niece who is very cute but a bit off her rocker. Well my plus size friend could not fit into the seats. Now rehashing this story to my mother I told her I would have cried and ran to the nearest gym or jenny craig because I don't know how I would feel about myself if I couldn't fit into a seat at the movie theater. We watch the movie and it was great.

Now Miss Thang wants to cruise the mall. As we walk through the mall we get a few gasps and stank eye stares but I choose to ignore them for I know they just as confused as I was about my friends attire. Later on a very nice looking keeb walks by and her niece tells her that the gentleman was staring at her. She goes on to mention oh maybe its one of my masterman classmates. To know her is to know she's one of those individuals who has to let everyone know she's intelligent which to me is very annoying because its so not necessary. She brags that she went to masterman, girls high, and harvard. I give her props but to know me is to know things like that don't impress me none in the least. Well her niece then told her no I think he though you were attractive. Then she said, ..."well I am fine because I'm a child of God" I then broke out into a coughing attack...

All this to say wow. I have to really work on my self-confidence for this young lady exudes tons of it. So that was my Saturday.....